You Might Be An Indie Rocker Douchebag If....
10. You pre-order Yeah Yeah Yeahs albums before they're written or recorded. Scratch that... You buy Yeah Yeah Yeahs albums.
9. You will no longer listen to whatever shitty song is on the new iPod commercial.
8. You listen to the indie rocker douchebags Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and you're a big douchebag.
7. Sometimes your iPod wire gets tangled in the tie you wear over your t-shirt.
6. You're any one of the douchebags I see walking around Allston.
5. You disguise all of your U2 mp3s by changing the artist name to The Dandy Warhols.
4. Your band is really excited that everyone can hear your four shitty songs on Myspace for free. Go F yourself.
3. You think that Van Halen is a European airline, you've never heard Eruption, and you're an asshole.
2. You just played a killer show at your school's literary frat, but you're bummed because you broke your noisemaker during the outro to your new single "Our Lives Are Hard But Let's Dance Anyway."
1. You stole my fake ID seven years ago. Fuck Vampire Weekend.
1 comment:
11. You think that Neon Bible was a great album ! LOOOsssers
Lol. You guys like LFO ?
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